Boners and pussy’s
November 22nd, 2009 by Fat Bastard

It never ceases to amaze me that people stay in on a Saturday night just to watch the X Factor on TV.
OK, Cheryl Cole’s as fuckable as they come, but Jedward – John and Fuckin Edward, WTF? I’d rather let Susan Boyle shit in my mouth than watch that pair of talentless twin twats.

Luckily tho’ it didn’t take long for last years winner, Alexandra Burke to realise you can bump up your famous-ness by flashing a bit of gash whenever you get chance – Just wish she’d tell Leona Lewis that.

Burke Alexandra - Flashing the gash for cash

Burke Alexandra - Flashing the gash for cash

John and Edward, the early years.

Jedward - Still as immature as the day they were concieved

Jedward - Still as immature as the day they were concieved

If you were a fat, greasy mop haired speccy bastard with no dress sense, would you pose in the mirror for a selfpic and post it on the internet? No, of course not.
You’d make sure you had a stonker of a boner pushing through your boxers first. Obviously.

Sexxxxxxxxxxy

Sexxxxxxxxxxy

For animal lovers, a cute pussy…

A cat riding an invisible bike

A cat riding an invisible bike

For people who like to have sex with animals…

A horse dressed in a frog outfit

A horse dressed in a frog outfit


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