Drunken Blow Job. A Mans Right.
November 30th, 2009 by Fat Bastard

I was pissed up on vodka red-bull last night and quite naturally I got home totally gagging for it. Ok, back-track a bit, she’s on the rag and I don’t fancy wearing a bloody mary.
So it’s simple. Blow job.

Now, 20 minutes of her time wouldn’t have killed her, but no. Instead she goes into ‘what do I get from sucking you off’ mode, with a face that looked like a dog licking piss off a nettle.
Even offering her a tenner didn’t swing it. In fact it’ll cost that to replace the vase and clean the carpet. Loopy bitch.

We eventually spent the night playing poker instead, and I beat her. So at least that was two things I enjoyed doing 😉

What - No blow job?

What - No blow job?

Yep, I’ve come to terms with the fact that all women are totally fucked up.

Cup of tea... And a whiff of bacon

Cup of tea... And a whiff of bacon

…And can’t drive

Women driver arrested for damaging fence

Women driver arrested for damaging fence

…and don’t have any dress sense

Pork Norks

Pork Norks


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