I’ve decided to produce a mega-strong, tramp-juice-like alcoholic drink and call it “Responsibly”
Then everyone in the country can get totally shit faced whilst drinking responsibly. Best of all, the other drinks manufacturers will be advertising my drink on their bottles and cans with the slogan “Please drink responsibly”
As a bonus I reckon it’ll piss the government off as well.

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Don’t forget, Keep your Responsibly beer nice n chilled in the fridge. That’s Beer in the fridge. Not naked Girlfriends. Get it?

Nice, but where's the fuckin beer?!!!

Just got a bill off my dentist for £600. He said my smile had improved 100% – Thing is I aint got fuck all to smile about with my wallet 600 beer tokens lighter. Fuckin shark.

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