» Happy Slapping http://www.fatbastard.co.uk Tue, 24 May 2011 00:01:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Happy Slapping http://www.fatbastard.co.uk/happy-slapping/ http://www.fatbastard.co.uk/happy-slapping/#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:21:39 +0000 Fat Bastard http://www.fatbastard.co.uk/?p=48 A quick message to the nutcase who planted a right hook on Leona Lewis during her book signing this week…

Please put the following events in your diary:

Katie Price book signing – 24th October, Waterstones, Reading

John and Edward publicity ‘meet and greet’ – 3rd November Virgin Record Store, London

Prince Charles Military Inspection – 15th November Sandhurst Military Academy, Berkshire

Stephen Gately *CANCELLED*

Funny enough it could only be the British who’d queue up politely for 5 hours just to ‘happy slap’ a celeb!

Prince Charles gets to grips with the female recruits

Prince Charles gets to grips with the female recruits

A reminder too that I’m looking forward to you girls scanning your pussy and passing them on to Fat Bastard. The hairy’er the better thanks;)

Cat Scanner - Scan Your Pussy

Cat Scanner - Scan Your Pussy

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