Hmmmmm, Cake.
Feb 9th, 2013 by Fat Bastard

Sobered up this morning and realised I was pissed off being skint and unemployed …So I sent the girlfriend for a job interview at IKEA. The guy said “Come in, build yourself a chair and sit down”.

IKEA Chair

Do I get the job?

She didn’t get the job, and I was so laid back about it my doctor reckons I’ve got really low blood pressure.
He prescribed two sets of IKEA self assembly wall units.

Actally they looked OK, but I decided to opt for something that went together a bit more securely. Cereal boxes.

Self assembly not required

Talking of secure, I’m having computer problems…

Laptop Charger

USB – Un-known Scientific Breakthrough

One day it’ll happen to you… Porn stash un-stashed!

Porn Stash

Sorry Mum!

Of course, the best way to make a grovelling apology to the female species …Cake

semen cake

I was aiming at your mouth

Hmmmmm, Cake! Reminds me of the time I took my little sister with me as I got a hair cut.

She stood by the Barbers chair eating a cake when he turned to her and said ” you’re gonna get hair on your muffin”.

“Course I am” she said, ” an’ I’ll get tits too”.

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