Osama Bin Hidin’
May 17th, 2011 by Fat Bastard

Just as everyone’s forgetting that the Royal Wedding fucked the week up and cost 1,000’s of business ¬£millions when they were forced to close, the palace release a couple of snaps to re-kindle public interest…

Royal Wedding

Wills 'The Willy'

I’m not one of these pricks who beleives Bin Laden’s still alive.

However, rumour has it that Osama Bin Laden topped himself rather than watch a 4th day of Royal Wedding highlights.

Osama Obama

Osama Bin Hidin' - Guiness world hide 'n' seek record holder

Wills Kate Honeymoon

Wills pops his cork

And talking of birds I’d like to get in the sack…

ellie goulding nips

Ellie Goulding nips out

Legs Wide Shut

Legs Wide Shut

Licking Pussy

Goin' down

Down the pub last night and there’s these two birds with really strong Cardiff accents.

I know that accent I said. “you two girls are from Scotland, ain’t you?”

“Wales you fucking prick”, one of them barked back.

“Sorry” I said, “you two whales are from Scotland!”

Two Fat Girls

One lump, or two?

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