I don’t post here as often as I should anymore… The main reason being I’ve got a new circle of friends!

Why Viagra was invented

Take it in your hand.
Hold it upright.
Make sure you pull back smoothly down the full lengh of the shaft, then…
WHOOOOOSH!!!

Proof that perverts are more dangerous than you had ever imagined.

One to proudly show the Grandkids

The old ‘I’ve got a headache’  bullshit won’t wash with me.
So now my girlfriend will try anything to keep me out of her shaven haven. I do love a challenge though, I could undo that with my hands behind my back

Extreme contraception

A quick message to the nutcase who planted a right hook on Leona Lewis during her book signing this week…

Please put the following events in your diary:

Katie Price book signing – 24th October, Waterstones, Reading

John and Edward publicity ‘meet and greet’ – 3rd November Virgin Record Store, London

Prince Charles Military Inspection – 15th November Sandhurst Military Academy, Berkshire

Stephen Gately *CANCELLED*

Funny enough it could only be the British who’d queue up politely for 5 hours just to ‘happy slap’ a celeb!

Prince Charles gets to grips with the female recruits

A reminder too that I’m looking forward to you girls scanning your pussy and passing them on to Fat Bastard. The hairy’er the better thanks;)

Cat Scanner - Scan Your Pussy