Why Viagra was invented

Take it in your hand.
Hold it upright.
Make sure you pull back smoothly down the full lengh of the shaft, then…
WHOOOOOSH!!!

Proof that perverts are more dangerous than you had ever imagined.

One to proudly show the Grandkids

The old ‘I’ve got a headache’  bullshit won’t wash with me.
So now my girlfriend will try anything to keep me out of her shaven haven. I do love a challenge though, I could undo that with my hands behind my back

Extreme contraception