Something Fishy
Nov 10th, 2009 by Fat Bastard

I just noticed that my ironing board cover was wrinkled – I laughed out loud at the irony. Then I lol’d again because irony has the word iron in it.
But infinitely more important than any of this bollox… What does Jeremy do?

Jeremy Irons

Jeremy Irons

The Sun newspaper last week carried the story – ‘Girl has sex with dolphin’ Of course the girl claimed it was all a mis-understanding as she ‘must have smelt of fish from an encounter with her boyfriend over breakfast’ (?) But I think it’s obvious… She did it on porpose!

"We get on great... I guess we just clicked"

"We get on great... We just clicked"

There’s a Van Gogh painting in my local museum. A sign underneath it says ‘loaned anonymously’ So I went to the front desk and said, “I’d like my Van Gogh back now, please”
We finally got kicked out when my girlfriend sucked off a statue. She said it was worth it though, hardest cock she’d ever blown!

A monumental cock-up

A monumental cock-up

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