Susan Boyle – The seX-Factor
Mar 1st, 2010 by Fat Bastard

Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Katie Price (Jordan)… They and many other skanks boosted their careers by sucking and fucking on film. The celebrity ‘stolen’ sex tape has given a boost to dozens of talentless bimbo’s…
And the latest to jump on this gravy train of sleaze? None other than Scotlands own, X-factor singing sensation, Susan Boyle!
See Subo in all her glory Tits Out and Sucking Cock – Not a pretty sight, but at least it stops her singing for a few minutes!

Subo - The seX-Factor

I got a txt message yesterday, obviously meant for someone else, it said:
‘Hi, be home soon, love ya loads, Steve xxx’
Course, I had to have a bit of fun so I txt the guy back:
‘Don’t bother you ugly cunt, I don’t love You and I’ve been fucking your brother’
I couldn’t wait for the reply… more info

Then it came:
‘You OK Mum?’

Txt Messages - Getting your priorities right

Txt Messages - Getting your priorities right

Your Mum’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending

huge tits

Katie Price has gone too far this time

I tried my hand at a valentines day verse to try and charm the knickers off my gf….
‘Roses are red, but there’s also white, pink and yellow varieties too.
Violets aren’t actually blue, they’re fucking violet, hence the name!’
I’ve got OCD. And my poetry skills are also lacking so fuck it, it’s another wank tonight.

how to live with a huge penis

A cross I have to bear

Boners and pussy’s
Nov 22nd, 2009 by Fat Bastard

It never ceases to amaze me that people stay in on a Saturday night just to watch the X Factor on TV.
OK, Cheryl Cole’s as fuckable as they come, but Jedward – John and Fuckin Edward, WTF? I’d rather let Susan Boyle shit in my mouth than watch that pair of talentless twin twats.

Luckily tho’ it didn’t take long for last years winner, Alexandra Burke to realise you can bump up your famous-ness by flashing a bit of gash whenever you get chance – Just wish she’d tell Leona Lewis that.

Burke Alexandra - Flashing the gash for cash

Burke Alexandra - Flashing the gash for cash

John and Edward, the early years.

Jedward - Still as immature as the day they were concieved

Jedward - Still as immature as the day they were concieved

If you were a fat, greasy mop haired speccy bastard with no dress sense, would you pose in the mirror for a selfpic and post it on the internet? No, of course not.
You’d make sure you had a stonker of a boner pushing through your boxers first. Obviously.

Sexxxxxxxxxxy

Sexxxxxxxxxxy

For animal lovers, a cute pussy…

A cat riding an invisible bike

A cat riding an invisible bike

For people who like to have sex with animals…

A horse dressed in a frog outfit

A horse dressed in a frog outfit

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